Monday, February 11, 2008

Cheese Pole


Another blogger wrote that he thought that a woman going down on a man and giving him head was "inherently degrading" for the woman.


This may be true in any case, but I think it is doubly true if a man is uncircumcised. Uncircumcised dick tastes like cheese whiz on a Philly Cheese Steak.

If he's left it all alone long enough, say three or four days shy of some soap, it turns downright horrifying. Worse still, the built up cheesy rank flavor of stored smegma might be a slick sticky coat mixed with yesterday's cum, fluids from the last skank he boned, a little piss and god-knows-what else. All that mixed into that hideous coating of slime that has collected under his foreskin. To make matters worse she's actually going to have to work at it just to do a proper job of it. Pulling back the foreskin and keeping it pleasurable for a man is a task in itself! Then, just when you think you've got the hang of it (so to speak) you let go for an instant and your throat might suddenly be full of a slick tube of foreskin.

Giving a man some head might be "inherently degrading," but it's not necessarily a chore. My mind might actually drift off to other things while I down there giving service to a man. But not is he hasn't been clipped! If a man is uncircumcised, I know I'm down there sucking a dick from beginning to end!

Now, don't get me wrong, I am not an advocate of circumcision. Hardly that! There is something compelling and primal looking about a man au naturalle. A bit like an assailant with a ski mask on! The only point I'm making here that uncircumcised dick is probably not a taste treat one hopes to find in ones jelly bean mix.

2 comments:

SheenV said...

Pat's Steaks?! Yuck! There are a lot better cheesesteaks in the Philly area than their's.

Susan Rhys-Jones said...

Lot's of good dick in Philly too, but I digress...