BoOYAH Bait II

"Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy!

I'm goin' wash your dog!"

-Tony Eveready

When I tell them I'm a filthy-minded bitch they usually don't believe me.

Well here is my idea of a great date. There's this porn star named Tony Eveready, A.K.A the "Gansta of Porn." He's not the biggest man out there, or the best, but there's something supa-nazty about him. He's got that attitude, that special something that says "strait-up-dog!" He is the archetype of "straight-up-dog!" He lights up those nasty videos he acts in. The focus may be on the porn actress, but no matter what, he is the star. He knows how to clown on a bitch. His MySpace Web site says he's in jail right now.

I'm not surprised.

Every man I do it with, here's a little secret I'll let you in on. Deep down, in my own mind, I'm measuring him up in the nasty department against Tony Eveready. If you get in the 80's or 90's on the Tony-Eveready-scale with me, I'm yours!

He's got fans all over the place. He's a standout, Tony Eveready.

Mostly he's known for a famous video he did with a porn actress named Alicia Angel. The video gets around. I've seen it dozens of times. In it he stuffs his balls down in her gaping ass and then flipping his dick down into her pussy, doing a double penetration on her all by himself. They even gave that stunt a name, "dog-washing." It's like washing a dog. Damn near impossible to keep fluffy in the tub.

At the end of the feat, Tony Eveready pulls his balls out of her asshole with a big loud pop, pumps his fist and hollers "Booyah!"

Booyah!