WTF

Every now and then I'll stumble across some image, meant to be provocative in one way, that is just too arty and strange to pull it off, at least in the way it was intended. This has to be one of them. It is a photo of woman completely cocooned in an electric blue full-body stocking holding a vibrator, her features obscured by the nylon mesh.

I'm not sure exactly what the photographer had in mind here, but he's obviously not even thinking as nasty as I am.

So here's my advice to the hopelessly untalented: lose the vibrator and cut a split in the crotch of that thing, so that the only thing open to the outside world is the woman's pussy, a kind of electric-blue Burka of the nasty, except with the split at the crotch instead of the eyes, sort of a Burka with its priorities straightened-out.

And, by the way, shouldn't she be wearing platform shoes with clear heals?

Some of you guys are just falling down in the nasty department! Get with it!