Showing posts with label tossed salad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tossed salad. Show all posts

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Thousand Island?

Here's another one of those freaky fetishes I've got. I like to do the "tossed salad" thing, you know, lick a guys asshole. Nothing tells a man he's got a nasty freak like tossing his salad. You know, any truly nasty bitch will tell you thats something she likes to do for a guy. After all it's all about serving the man for the totally physical.

I might do the long deep ice-cream lick, or the swirly clockwise on the thing, but I like to work my tongue down there for a man, show him my rim shot. I read someplace about a guy who thought it was about the most ultimately nasty thing he could make a bitch do for him. "When she's sucking a dick, her mind can be thinking she's doing something else, when she's slurping ass, she knows she's down there sucking a guys' ass!"

Sweet!

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Dinner on 8

Dinner and a show. Perhaps a single sitting of sweat sausage, salty balls and tossed salad. Maybe something thick and creamy for desert.

I am a very oral sort of person. I mean I like oral sex. I like the taste of a man, yes all around there, all of it; the dick, sweaty nut sack, and right on down lower. One time I was doing it and I started to do the tossed salad thing on a man. He said something to me like, "Your sure making a whole meal of it, aren't you?"

I read some comment someplace by a guy who liked to make women do that, lick guy's ass holes, that is. He said, "When a bitch is sucking a dick she can think about something else, when she's sucking an asshole, she knows she's sucking an asshole!" I say that when a female is sucking a dick, a man might still think he's doing it with it with a nice girl, but when she's sticks her tongue in his asshole, he knows he has a nasty bitch to work with.

Enough said!