BDSM and other Halloween Tricks

I can't say I'm particularly impressed with the silly trappings of the so-called BDSM "lifestyle." I gave up Halloween trick or treet when I was 14.

All the silly paraphernalia is stupid at best, European crap at worst. You don't see latinos or Africans shopping at the leather gear shop, do you? Frankly you can do the same thing with a cheap roll of duct tape from the hardware store as anything you bought from the BDSM "boutique."

No, really! The Torqemada look really doesn't turn me on!