There are dicks, big dicks and then there are freaks of nature, the sort that make the list of largest structures in the city. These massive monuments provide such labrynthine and interesting questions of care and handling. I mean it's not like you can swallow the thing.
Then there is the issue of what happens when they actually get going and you find yourself on the lower end of a pile-driving re-engineering project! I tell you, my friends, when it comes down to it, just don't worry about it! Just kick back, take it like a big girl should, never cry, and never ever 'worry bout that mule!'
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Hmm...From my experience, one more centimeter and Id probably never get laid. I finally got my wife to stop complaining. She needs some lessons of something.
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stay true~
Well, I´m not blessed with a massive dick. But why should that stop me? 5 seconds on google finds this:
http://www.xtoysusa.com/170xusxb.htm
I´ll just grab that with both hands and use it like a battering ram inside your pussy. Sure, it´s not the same as getting fucked with a real live cock, but *I* decide what I fill your hole with - not you.
im kiddin..she be takin it like a champ..bang bang all the way up in there..lol
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