Freak O'Nature

There are dicks, big dicks and then there are freaks of nature, the sort that make the list of largest structures in the city. These massive monuments provide such labrynthine and interesting questions of care and handling. I mean it's not like you can swallow the thing.

Then there is the issue of what happens when they actually get going and you find yourself on the lower end of a pile-driving re-engineering project! I tell you, my friends, when it comes down to it, just don't worry about it! Just kick back, take it like a big girl should, never cry, and never ever 'worry bout that mule!'