The Dick

I'm a dick fiend!

Shape, size, length, all those things that ought to trigger something in me, well, I don't know that it really matters. There's just something about watching the dick get hard, any dick, and knowing what it's about to do to me, and (hopefully) do to me hard and nasty, that makes me go crazy, and foggy and wild in the head.

I'm a dick fiend! I crave it!

Show me a hard dick, and I'm guaranteed to kneel down and bow in the presence of greatness!